While heading down a long hallway at an airport, I noticed that people I passed were staring at me. I assumed it was because I was wearing a short, sexy skirt and felt flattered, so I strutted a little bit. When a really cute guy walked by and quickly turned around and tapped my shoulder, I gave him my most seductive smile. Then he said, 'Oh, girl, I'm as gay as they come. I just wanted to let you know your skirt is tucked into your tights.' I gasped and looked down. My skirt had been poking out of my control-top nylons, giving everyone I passed an unattractive view of my behind the entire time.
walk of shame
