cat confessional
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TELL US YOUR SECRETS
Absolutely Shameful, Scandalous, and Sexy Real-Life Tales!
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NOT DARWIN'S FINEST
The guy picked me up and asked why I looked so tired. I said I had just gotten out of a seven-day migraine, and he turned around and took me home because he doesn’t date 'defectives.'
FOOD CRITIC
I had a guy over for dinner after a few previous casual dates, and he didn’t like what I cooked. That’s fine, not everyone is going to like everything, but he bitched about it and berated my skills for half an hour while eating my entire last loaf of bread. I don’t know why I didn’t kick him out sooner.
TRAP DATE
This guy told me that him and a bunch of people were going to the movies after work and asked if I wanted to come. When I got there, it was just him. He said everyone bailed. I texted my friend and she told me they had never made plans to go in the first place. I was tricked into a date. I never talked to him again.
My boyfriend's dad was going out for the night, so I headed over there to take advantage. After his father said good-bye, we ran right upstairs and got down to business. We were being extra loud—ju...
One day, while my guy roomie was out, I decided to give myself an at-home wax. I took off my pants and underwear, read the directions, and saw that I had to heat up the wax. I went downstairs in no...
A friend and I decided to try out a Pilates class at my local fitness club. Since I'd never done it before, I wanted to stay under the radar during the first session, so she and I set ourselves up ...
After my boyfriend of four years cheated on me, I was furious and determined to get back at him. So I found all the stuff he'd left behind at my place—shoes, his favorite worn-in tee shirt, a silve...
About 20 minutes after our date, his WIFE, who’d just had their baby a month prior, called me. Apparently, he had a habit of picking up girls. This was not the first time she’d caught him. I apolog...
While heading down a long hallway at an airport, I noticed that people I passed were staring at me. I assumed it was because I was wearing a short, sexy skirt and felt flattered, so I strutted a li...
My man is an amazing cook. On the night of our one-year anniversary, he made me a delicious stir-fry dinner. When we finished cleaning up the kitchen, we moved to the bedroom, where things really h...
I had a Tinder date with a guy who said he was 6 feet tall. He was actually about 5-foot-6. I chose not to say anything, but he kept finding ways to bring up the fact he was 6 feet — like, he was t...
I started dating this wonderful guy about six weeks before I was leaving town for the entire summer. I thought we had really hit it off, and things were going so well that I dreaded saying good-bye...
