stinky slip-up

A friend and I decided to try out a Pilates class at my local fitness club. Since I'd never done it before, I wanted to stay under the radar during the first session, so she and I set ourselves up in the back row. During the workout, the instructor led us through a few strengthening exercises. We started doing leg lifts, and as I lowered my legs to the ground, I accidentally let out a huge fart. It was so loud that the entire class stopped and turned to look at me, and the instructor paused for a minute and chuckled to herself. I turned bright red and tried to pretend like nothing had happened, but it was months before I could manage to show my face in the gym again.