The cat confessional
Choo Choo Poo
"He told me he was a train conductor, then proceeded to discuss all the people he had run over and how you just 'get used to it after a while.'...
Not Darwin's finest...
"The guy picked me up and asked why I looked so tired. I said I had just gotten out of a seven-day migraine, and he turned around and took me...
Yea,” ur totally 6’
I had a Tinder date with a guy who said he was 6 feet tall. He was actually about 5-foot-6. I chose not to say anything, but he kept finding...
Food Critic
"I had a guy over for dinner after a few previous casual dates, and he didn’t like what I cooked. That’s fine, not everyone is going to like everything, but...
WTF? YOU HAVE A WIFE?
"About 20 minutes after our date, his WIFE, who’d just had their baby a month prior, called me. Apparently, he had a habit of picking up girls. This was not...
