The cat confessional

Choo Choo Poo

Choo Choo Poo

"He told me he was a train conductor, then proceeded to discuss all the people he had run over and how you just 'get used to it after a while.'...

Choo Choo Poo

Not Darwin's finest...

Not Darwin's finest...

"The guy picked me up and asked why I looked so tired. I said I had just gotten out of a seven-day migraine, and he turned around and took me...

Not Darwin's finest...

Trap Date

Trap Date

This guy told me that him and a bunch of people (some of them my friends) were going to the cinema after work and asked if I wanted to come....

Trap Date

Yea,” ur totally 6’

Yea,” ur totally 6’

I had a Tinder date with a guy who said he was 6 feet tall. He was actually about 5-foot-6. I chose not to say anything, but he kept finding...

Yea,” ur totally 6’

Food Critic

Food Critic

"I had a guy over for dinner after a few previous casual dates, and he didn’t like what I cooked. That’s fine, not everyone is going to like everything, but...

Food Critic

WTF? YOU HAVE A WIFE?

WTF? YOU HAVE A WIFE?

"About 20 minutes after our date, his WIFE, who’d just had their baby a month prior, called me. Apparently, he had a habit of picking up girls. This was not...

WTF? YOU HAVE A WIFE?